طرائف طيران حلوة للطيارين

[alhashemi]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته...هذه بعض الطرائف عن الطيارين أعجبتني و حبيت أوريكم إياها...عساها تعجبكم...معليش بس إذا تترجمت راحت حلاوتها...
(1)
ATC: Alitalia 345 continue taxi holding position 26 South via Tango check for workers along taxiway
AZA: Ali345 Taxi 26 Left a via Tango. Workers checked - all are working
(2)
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not
Pilot: Yes
Tower: Yes what
Pilot: Yes, SIR
(3)
ATC: Cessna G-ARER What are your intentions
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating
ATC: I meant in the next five minutes not years
(4)
Controller: AF123, say call sign of your wingman.
Pilot: Uh... approach, we're a single ship.
Controller: oooohhh! You have traffic
(5)
Cessna 152: Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred
Controller: Roger, contact Houston Space Center
(6)
Beech Baron: Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747.
ATC: Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry
(7)
Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)
Controller: Okay then. That lake is the Atlantic Ocean. Suggest you turn to the big W immediately
(8)
Controller: USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen
Pilot: Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response
(9)
ATC: N123YZ, say altitude
N123YZ: ALTITUDE
ATC: N123YZ, say airspeed
N123YZ: AIRSPEED
ATC: N123YZ, say cancel IFR
N123YZ: Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated
(10)
Tower: Aircraft on final, go around, there's an aircraft on the runway
Pilot Trainee: Roger (pilot continues approach)
Tower: "Aircraft, I said GO AROUND
Pilot Trainee: Roger
The trainee doesn't react, lands the aircraft on the numbers, rolls to a twin standing in the middle of the runway, goes around the twin and continues to the taxiway

[DUBAI ATCO]

عجيييب

ومشكور عالموضوع

[The Sorrow]

خخخخخ


يا أخوك عربي يرحم والديك ترانا بالإنجلش شوي شوي

[LAA-LY]

(1)

Cessna 152: Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred
Controller: Roger, contact Houston Space Center


Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)
Controller: Okay then. That lake is the Atlantic Ocean. Suggest you turn to the big W immediately


Controller: USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen
Pilot: Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response



ATC: N123YZ, say altitude
N123YZ: ALTITUDE
ATC: N123YZ, say airspeed
N123YZ: AIRSPEED
ATC: N123YZ, say cancel IFR
N123YZ: Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated




خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
رهييييييييييب
بس احلى واحد لما قله انت مثل زوجتي ماتسمع
:onlinelong:

[FS-Master]

لوووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووول

الله يعطيك العافيه


والله موضوع تشكر عليه واذا عندك بعد لا تبخل علينا

تحياتي...

[AboAyoob]

هذي بجد دائما تحدث مع الجونيور خصوصاً بالرحلات الطويلة
(3)
ATC: Cessna G-ARER What are your intentions
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating
ATC: I meant in the next five minutes not years



(7)
Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)
Controller: Okay then. That lake is the Atlantic Ocean. Suggest you turn to the big W immediately
ههههههههههههههههههه
يشوف المحيط و يحسبه بحيرة كبيرة من الربشة


مشكور وما قصرت أخوي على هالطرائف

[Captain-Ahmed]

(1)
ATC: Alitalia 345 continue taxi holding position 26 South via Tango check for workers along taxiway
AZA: Ali345 Taxi 26 Left a via Tango. Workers checked - all are working





(4)
Controller: AF123, say call sign of your wingman.
Pilot: Uh... approach, we're a single ship.
Controller: oooohhh! You have traffic

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(5)
Cessna 152: Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred
Controller: Roger, contact Houston Space Center







(6)
Beech Baron: Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747.
ATC: Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry



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[Ahmed Mousa]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههه
say cancel IFR
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
خلاه ينطق..

[الجهني]

هههههههههه مشكووور

(7)
Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)

ههههههههه سوويت فااهم
ياليت تترجم

[mr:blue]

(9)
ATC: N123YZ, say altitude
N123YZ: ALTITUDE
ATC: N123YZ, say airspeed
N123YZ: AIRSPEED
ATC: N123YZ, say cancel IFR
N123YZ: Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicat

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه هه شي بيقهر

مشكور حبيبي عالنكت الحلوة

[الجناح_الذهبي]

اخي الهاشمي رررررررروعة بس التوقيع مو رووووعة.

[LAA-LY]

هههههههههه مشكووور

(7)
Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)

ههههههههه سوويت فااهم
ياليت تترجم
لووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووول

[alhashemi]

اخي الهاشمي رررررررروعة بس التوقيع مو رووووعة.

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته....هات إقتراحك يا بوي...دايرني أخت توكيعي شنو؟؟؟

[wadahnahar]

والله ضحكت ضحك روح يا شيخ الله ينورلك طريقك ضحكتي

[alhashemi]

والله ضحكت ضحك روح يا شيخ الله ينورلك طريقك ضحكتي

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته...مشكورين على هذه الكلمات المشجعة و أضحك الله أسنانكم جميعاً...:3d_001:

[الجناح_الذهبي]

حط
(ما طار طيرٌ و ارتفع..إلا كما طار ارتفع) بلاش وقع الله يرفع قدرك.
والف شكر

[alhashemi]

حط
(ما طار طيرٌ و ارتفع..إلا كما طار ارتفع) بلاش وقع الله يرفع قدرك.
والف شكر

ماشي كلامك يا جدع...الحين أغيره...

[alhashemi]

السلام عليكم...يبا أخي غيرته حسيت ما له طعمه...البيت مش راكب...سامحني بس راح أغيره بالكامل....

[ATCA]

هههههههه ياسلام على الكلام

[الجناح_الذهبي]

الموضوع متميز شكرا لك اخي الهاشمي.

[عصام اسماعيل]

موضوع بجد حلوووو هههههههه المحيط بحيرة دا احول ولا اية

[ZAZO]

(6)
Beech Baron: Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747.
ATC: Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry
(7)
Student Pilot: I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E
Controller: Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar
(short pause)
Controller: Okay then. That lake is the Atlantic Ocean. Suggest you turn to the big W immediately
(8)
Controller: USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60
(pause)
Controller: USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen
Pilot: Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response
(9)
ATC: N123YZ, say altitude
N123YZ: ALTITUDE
ATC: N123YZ, say airspeed
N123YZ: AIRSPEED
ATC: N123YZ, say cancel IFR
N123YZ: Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated
(10)
Tower: Aircraft on final, go around, there's an aircraft on the runway
Pilot Trainee: Roger (pilot continues approach)
Tower: "Aircraft, I said GO AROUND
Pilot Trainee: Roger
The trainee doesn't react, lands the aircraft on the numbers, rolls to a twin standing in the middle of the runway, goes around the twin and continues to the taxiway

ههههههههههههههههههههههه
هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
إحم .. آخر 6 نكت ..روووووووعة
لوكانت بالصوت .. أحلى ,, ومع اللغات كمان خصوصاً E الإيطالي
هههههههههههههههههه

إنت كدا :onlinelong:
تسلم الأيادي على الطرح
ولاتحرمنى من مزيدك

ألف تحية وشكر لك
:crazy_pilot: ZAZO:crazy_pilot:

[RAYYAN]

جميــــــــــل

[محمد15]

ههههههههههه

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